
"Do you want me to take off this mask in front of all these people?" asked my boyfriend, Jon, as he threateningly raised his hand to his head, "Is that what you want? You want me to show them all that you're really here with some little high school twink in a muscle suit?"
"No!" I said, stopping him, "Jon, please don't! Look, Jon, we can stay a little bit longer if that's what you want, but I don't think we should drink any more."
"Fuck you, man!" he said, "First of all, don't call me 'Jon' when I look like this. My name is Dirk, got it? And to all outside appearances, thanks to this suit you got for me, I look like quite the fucking stud now -- and if I wanna have a few fucking beers, then I'd say thats up to me, now wouldn't you?"
"Jon -- I mean -- Dirk," I said, correcting myself, "Please! You're not acting like yourself! Maybe we should just get home and get that thing off of you."
"I said I'm not going home," said Jon flatly, "If you wanna go home, then fine. But Daddy's gonna enjoy himself while he can!"
He flexed a bicep and admiringly ran his hands over the firm, hairy chest that he wasn't used to having, gaining the attention of quite a few men in the crowd. Then he turned back to the street, staggering to the nearest beer tent, and all I could do was just stand there in disbelief. All I'd wanted was to take Jon to the festival so he could see what it was like, and I thought the suit would help him blend in a little bit better and feel a little bit more comfortable. But what have I done -- and how am I ever going to get him back...?









