The Power of Mathematics

A lot of people found it strange when I told them that I was going back to school -- but nobody knew about my plan. This time, I wasn't going back as a nerdy Mathematics major, hiding away in my dorm room going over endless proofs and formulas, completely void of any social life whatsoever. No, this time everything was going to be different. See, some of those formulas I was working on are what lead me to this -- the ability to construct a device that could effectively change my very appearance, and allow me to copy and take on all the perfect attributes of a young stud just about to enter his freshman year in college. This body I've designed is absolutely flawless, and I've loaded my schedule up with a ton of ridiculously easy classes -- classes that I'll be able to glide right through while I devote most of my time to partying and joining sports teams, and maybe even landing myself a couple of hot college guys along the way. Fuck, just let them make fun of me for being gay now! With a body like this, I can do whatever -- or whoever -- I want! And the best thing is, once I get through college with this body, I can design myself another even hotter one and do it all over again!