First Thing's First

There was no question in my mind at all about what I wanted to do the first thing after I swapped bodies with Jared -- I absolutely had to try on his football uniform! It's not like I hadn't tried it on before, those few lucky times I had been able to get my hands on it in the locker room as he was off in the showers. Of course, it looked ridiculous on me then, clumsily hanging off of my scrawny little frame. And I could only ever slip on a few pieces at a time for just a few brief moments before I started to get worried about getting caught. But now that I'm in Jared's meathead body, it looks freakin' perfect on me -- and I can wear it as much and as often as I please! In fact, I've got a whole new closet full of clothes that I've been just dying to try on, and I know that all of them will look great on me now that I have the perfect body for them!