Both Nerds

By Guest Author -- Brody

This is so cool. I use to be just like my little friend here. We were best friends, and both nerds. He decided to work on a project to try to get use bigger and hotter bodies. After about a month he finally told me about this entire thing. I offered to try it out. I can’t believe it actually worked. Look at me now. I am a stud! I still have all my brains but have the hottest body now. I really should get some cooler clothes. I hope this will stay, since I am the first to try it we have no idea how long I will be a muscle stud. I don’t want to be a little nerd again. I hope I can get Michael to try it on himself too. As much as I care about him I just can’t be around him now that I am a muscle stud and he is a nerd still.

Going Full-Time

“Johnny! Where in the hell have you been?” said Barry, the club owner, “I’ve been looking for you all over!”

“Sorry, sir,” I said, hoping my Chinese accent wasn’t coming off too thick, “I was in… back room… looking for something.”

“Well, Jesus Christ!” said Barry, “You know I gotta put you up on the bar tonight as a dancer. I’m pulling Adam off so he can pour drinks.”

“But… what happen to Bryan?” I asked, innocently enough, “I thought he was supposed to be bartender tonight.”

“I don’t know what the fuck happened to Bryan!” said Barry, “Called up five minutes before his shift was supposed to start and tells me he can’t come in. Didn’t give me no reason or nothin’!”

“Oh,” I said, “I so sorry, Barry. I dance for you. I like to dance!”

“I know you do, Johnny,” said Barry, “And this might just be your chance to step up to dancing full time if we don’t hear anything back from Bryan. Hey – is your neck okay, by the way? It’s just you been rubbin’ it.”

“Oh –” I said, immediately dropping my hand, “Yes, Barry. Everything fine, Barry.”

“Well… all right,” said Barry, “You got any requests for songs you want to dance to tonight?”

“Just play whatever! I dance to whatever,” I said enthusiastically.

“You got it, buddy,” said Barry, “And if you hear anything from Bryan tonight by chance, let me know, all right?”

“Oh, I let you know. I definitely let you know, Barry…” I said, reaching behind my neck as he walked away and feeling the seam of the bodysuit just one more time.

“You dumb fuck,” I said under my breath, dropping the accent as soon as he was out of sight, “I was right here in front of you the whole time. How many fuckin’ times did I tell you I wanted to dance up on the bar, and you told me I wasn’t the right ‘type’? Well I’m Johnny Chao tonight, Barry, and I think the crowd’s gonna fuckin’ eat this little Asian muscle twink up – so you better get used to me being up there full-time!”

This Will All Be Over Soon

 
“Don’t worry, Chad. This’ll all be over soon. And then that cute little body of yours will be all mine! Not that I’ve minded lumbering around in George’s body the past couple of days – I' never do – but you’re the one I’ve really wanted, Chad. Ever since I saw you dancing at the club the other night, and you took that shirt off and you had this hot little body underneath. Damn! I knew I wanted to get inside of that, and quick! I knew you wouldn’t take me home the way I was, though, so that’s why I slipped into my trusty George suit here. Something about being a big guy with big muscles always seems to do the trick, especially with little guys like you.

There we go. Startin’ to feel the effects of the drug, now are we? That’s right, just relax, Chad. You’re just hollowing out on the inside, that’s all. Pretty soon you’ll be just another suit in my collection, but don’t worry. It’s not like you’re going to be stuffed away in the back of the closet or anything like that – I plan on wearing you around quite a bit!”

Metamorphosis Resort & Spa

My Christmas present to myself this year was a trip to the brand new Metamorphosis Resort & Spa, and I am so freakin’ excited about it! I should be getting my reservation confirmation in the mail any day now, complete with a catalogue showing me all of the hot guys that I can choose from while I’m there. I’ve heard they have some really hot new bodies for Summer 2010, too! Then, once I get to the resort, that suit will be all ready for me and laid out in my room once I get checked in. After that, I’ve got a whole week of being that stud, and running around the resort wearing as little clothing as possible, hanging out by the pool, going to all the parties at night – and of course, having as much fucking sex as I possibly can! My only regret is that I didn’t book the trip for sooner!

Merry Christmas 2009

Merry Christmas everyone! Were you naughty or nice this year? Myself, I was extra nice. So, Santa if you hear me, I’ll be lookin’ for that case of bodysuits under the Christmas tree tomorrow! Either that, or I’ll gladly take any real-life bodyswap software or enchanted medallions that you might have hidden away in the workshop ;)

Thank you everyone for reading! May your days be merry and bright – through the rest of 2009 and going into 2010!

-- E.

Roommates Remodeled 3

“Dude, how ya like that Bud, man?” I asked my roommate Jarrod – or J-Rock as he’d been calling himself lately.

“Fuckin’ good stuff, dude!” he said, giving me a big thumbs up.

“You don’t want, I dunno, a cosmopolitan or some shit like that?” I asked him.

“Oh, yeth pleath!” he said, raising the pitch of his voice and affecting a lisp, “I freakin’ love cosmos!”

I chuckled. Seeing him “act gay” like this was always so fuckin’ funny – especially considering the fact that he really was one hell of a flaming fag at the beginning of the semester. I’m talkin’ all the way, showtune-singin’, tap dancin’ homo. Shit, you wouldn’t know it now. Look at him straight-up bustin’ outta his USMC workout shirt, Budweiser in hand! Fuckin’ looks great. Just like a real man ought to look.

“Shut the fuck up, man!” I said, playfully punching him in his shoulder. Given how beefy he was now, he took the hit no problem, “Just drink your Bud!”

“You ain’t gotta tell me twice, brotha’!” he said, pounding the aluminum can back and chugging its contents down like a pro, “Oh – hey, bro! Get me another one of these if your headed to the kitchen!”

Click here for Part 1 and Part 2

A Note About Comments

Hey guys! I just realized that all of my notifications for comments were being sent to my spam email box :P So I apologize if I haven’t gotten back to any of you who have left comments lately. Thank you for all of the feedback!! Smitch and I both really appreciate it. It helps us know what you guys like and what you want to see more of, so keep it comin’!

Also, I’ve been a bit busy with the holidays and everything this month, but there will definitely be some more caps coming through the rest of December and into 2010!

-- E.

Roommates Remodeled 2

Read Part 1 here.


It’s been a couple of months now since I turned my previously-gay roommates into a couple of regular ol’ straight guys, and I gotta tell ya it’s been fuckin’ great! Just about everything in the apartment has been changed out now. Goodbye chick-flicks, IKEA furniture, and fruity “cosmopolitan” drink mixes in the fridge – Hello stacks of guy-on-girl porn, futons, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Fuck yeah, man. These guys are like my straight up bro’s now. I even seen ‘em bringin’ chicks home and fuckin’ liking it! Fuck! A while ago, they wouldn’t have gone near chicks like that, unless it was to have a night of “girl talk” and doing each others’ nails and whatever those fuckin’ queers did together.

Of course, I do come home from class sometimes and see ‘em all layin’ all over each other – especially after they’ve thrown back a few beers. But, hey, that’s not out of the ordinary for a couple of college guys like us, right? Anyway, I try not to think too much about it. Livin’ with these guys now is about a hundred times better than it could have been. And just give it a couple more months – I have a feeling I’ll be seeing less and less of this shit as time goes on!

XXL

I really should have read the description on the order before I sent off the money.

It’s true I was seriously overweight and was looking for a hot jock suit, not built just toned.

I picked the face and the body from the catalogue and filled out the form, I ticked XXL thinking it was my current size, not the size of the build of the suit!

I was a bit worried when a huge box arrived, and as soon as I got it out I knew I’d made a BIG mistake!

Needless to say I slipped Jack on and it actually felt great being about the same weight, only this time it was muscle instead of fat.

Underneath the Business Suit

 
“Listen, pretty boy. I may have to wear your precious little mug and cute little underwear model body around all day, but that doesn’t mean I can’t sneak in a little bit of fun underneath it all. What do you think everyone down at the office would think if they knew the handsome, charming, all-around good guy Jonathan D. Pisciotti liked to spice it up with a little bit of leather gear underneath his expensive little business suits? And better yet, what if they found out their successful young CEO was really just an imposter, a hardened criminal playing dress-up for as long as he can as he embezzles the hell out of an otherwise very well-trusted company? Ah, but don’t worry. They won’t find any of that out – not until I get what I want out of all of this, anyway. Then I’ll be glad to let you free and give you back your body – not that you’ll probably want it at that point. Until then, though, you’re staying tied up right here, buddy. Right in your own swanky apartment. And in the meantime, I’ll just have to make do with sneaking in whatever fun I can!”

Costume Party

I had been planning the costume for the New Year party for a month now; well actually ever since my new neighbour moved in!

Paul was built, he was perfect for what I had in mind of course. He had only just separated from his girlfriend before he moved in so didn’t really know many people. I introduced him to my friends and soon we were moving in the same circles.

I invited him over, and we really got on like a house on fire, which was fortunate for me. We became good friends, but for me there was a deeper motive.

We used to hang out most nights watching the game and the like, sometimes in my apartment, sometimes in his. I’d kicked off my plan a couple of weeks earlier, handing in my notice and telling my landlord I’d be moving out at the end of the year.

I’d been clearing out my apartment, and Paul had only just noticed. He asked me where all my stuff was going and I told him I’d lost my job and was moving back to my family at the end of the month; he looked sad and offered his sofa – I smiled and was happy that all the pieces were falling into place.

I sold the remainder of my stuff before I moved in with Paul, damn he greeted me shirtless and I gasped.

I bit my lip and settled in for the night.

I spent the rest of the week getting used to Pauls routine, he was a friendly guy and enjoyed the simple things in life.

It had been a week, and tonight was my end; I got him a beer and slipped some formula into it felt a little sad as I handed it to him, that night we both had a great time.

Paul went to his room, and I laid on the sofa – I felt emptiness and guilt as I heard Paul groan and go silent.

I walked inside cautiously and gently shook Paul trying to wake him from his deep sleep; unsuccessfully. I knew this chapter of Paul life had ended and I was about to start the next.

I pulled back the covers and rolled Paul onto his front he was a heavy built guy. I dropped my shorts and got on the bad, touching is wide back I pushed a nail into his back, sliding my hand down I smiled as his skin and muscle parted.

Climbing on Pauls back I started to climb inside his massive his frame, pushing down into his legs, his arms and finally pushing up into his head – I groaned for the first time using Pauls voice as I felt a tightness across my back as it sealed me in.

I rolled over and looked down at my new pecs raising and falling, my hands explored my muscular physique. I smiled and pulled the covers back over me and turned over and went to sleep to fully absorb Pauls memories.

The next week went smoothly, I was Paul and not a single person noticed any difference and if anyone asked about the old me, I simply told them I’d gone back to live with my family.

And as for the costume party, I was a big hit!

Brother’s and Love

Myles had been invited to the Ski Lodge with his mates, trouble was he’d never skied in his life. He’d spent a lot of time getting in with this crowd and he didn’t want to screw it up.

He thought about it a long time before approaching is younger brother who spent most of his life on a skateboard during the summer, and on the slopes during the winter; although he was only 17 years old the kid had talent which was more than Myles had! But as they spoke Myles came up with an idea.

Myles slipped Olly a ticket and a couple of days later they met up a the lodge in Olly’s room. Although there was 3 years between the brothers, they were about the same height.

Downstairs the guy were waiting, Myles had said he’d forgotten his gloves but had gone to Olly room. Inside Olly stood there with just his boxers on, he was waiting.

Quickly Myles stripped down to his boxers as Olly pulled on his brothers clothes; “thanks for helping me out Bro”, Olly smiled looking up from underneath a thick mop of black hair.

Myles walked over to the bed and picked up the mask pulling it into shape, looking into the empty blue eyes; “Wow, these are good aren’t they?” as he threw it to Olly.

Pushing his thick mop out of his eyes Olly pulled the mask over his head as he walked over to Myles. His older brother looked into the eyes of his new twin, smoothing and sealing the mask in place.

“Thanks for helping me out bro” Myles said, “No problem, but you’d better get dressed I’ve arranged a surprise for you” replied Olly as he left to meet up with Myles’s friends.

Myles got dressed in his brothers clothes, topping it with a purple v-neck sweater. Picking up the second mask Myles looked into the empty hazel eyes of his brothers mask pushing back the long hair.

Standing at the mirror Myles pulled it over his head, bringing life to Olly’s empty soulless eyes, he smiled as he tussled his hair letting it drop over his eyes.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door, Myles checked his reflection and opened the door.

“C..Claire” Myles stammered, it was Olly’s girlfriend. “Oh Olly, I’ve been so excited, when you called me yesterday and told me to meet you here for a long weekend I couldn’t believe it” she cooed.

A smile came to his face as he saw Myles walk behind Claire in the corridor with a big smile and a thumbs up – at least he wouldn’t be bored whilst by bro’ was out with his mates.