“Well, I don’t know what to tell you, Michael,” said Dr. Obssuth, “Physically, you are an 18-year-old boy, through-and-through – And one in very good physical shape, for that matter. I can’t explain it, but all the tests have come back, and I see no absolutely no trace of a 47-year-old football coach.”
“But, doc,” said Michael, “I’m, like, tellin’ ya, dude. It’s more than that, man. It’s like, not only do I look like him, I like think I’m starting to, like I dunno man – and fuck! I’m so horny and I keep checkin’ out all these girls that are, like, my daughter’s age. Dude! I mean what’s goin’ on here, doc? And what about David? Is he me ‘through-and-through’ and all that shit?”
“Well,” said Dr. Obssuth, “I haven’t seen those test results yet, but I’m willing to guess that he is experiencing… similar effects.”
“Yeah,” said Michael, absentmindedly adjusting his cock through his football shorts, “Except he totally ended up getting fucked over! Oh, dude! He’s gotta be an old man now with a wife and kids! Dude! Man, this is pretty fuckin’ awesome actually!”
“Well, Michael,” said Dr. Obssuth, “I don’t think we want to assume that this change is by any means permanent, and I really would like to run some more tests before we – ”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” said Michael, “Oh, and by the way, you can call me David now… David Malone. Aw yeah! That sounds pretty good, don’t it doc? Anyway, I got things to take care of if ya know what I mean. So, uh, why don’t you just give me a call when you get things all figured out here, huh? Peace out!”
“Michael!” said Dr. Obssuth, “I mean David – or, Michael! Just wait, please! Come back here! We don’t know the effects – The possibilities – "
“Bye, doc!” said Michael, turning his back and walking out the door with a cocky swagger, flashing a peace sign.
“God damn it, Michael!” thought Dr. Obssuth, putting his head in his hands as he looked over the paperwork once more, “That was supposed to be me in that body! I finally had him all alone here in my office, I was ready to swap with him and then you just had to come barging in asking whether or not he’d be able to go to practice tomorrow! I wasn’t even sure if the procedure was going to work – Lord knows if I’ll ever be able to figure out a way to reverse it! Now you’ve got his body, and he’s stuck in yours… and I’m still stuck as me! This is not how this was supposed to work out!”