“Oh man!” Gary laughed as his friend came around the corner, “What are you, like five foot nothin’ now?”
“Yeah, but – Look, I’ve got all these muscles now!” said Jake, “I can barely fit in this shirt, man. And you should see the dick I gave myself. It’s way hot!”
“I dunno,” said Gary, “Cute, maybe, but I dunno about ‘hot.’”
“Oh, man!” said Jake, “Why didn’t you tell me you don’t like short guys? Now I’m stuck like this for the next 12 hours until I can try something taller.”
“Aw, it’s all right little buddy,” Gary said with a wink, “In the meantime, why don’t ya show me what you can do with that little muscleguy body of yours.”
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