Whippersnapper

 
“Well how-dee-doo! Ain’t Edna gonna like me now that I tricked this young whippersnapper into swapping bodies with me? Heck, even when I was his age, I didn’t never  have no body like this, with muscles and hair on my chest and everything! Whoo-ee! Edna ain’t gonna know what to do with a stud like me! Heck, we might have to find her a nice young fella’ to swap bodies with now – Whoa, whoa, whoa? Fella’? I reckon I meant to say hot young babe. I ain’t into that ‘gay’ stuff, if ya know what I mean. No sir! I intend on using me this body to get lots and lots of hot, young cock – I mean pussy!

…Aw, shit! I always knew this guy was some sort of a fruit. And gol’ darn it, now I’m startin’ to act like one too! I gotta get him to give me my body back! You ain’t gonna catch me suckin’ on no dick. Ain’t no way, no how! …Even though that does sound right tasty right about now… Mmm… A nice, thick, juicy cock with my lips around it… Yeah... I think Edna’s gonna have to wait, y’all, cuz I gotta get me into town and see what kind of hot lookin’ guys I can pick up down at that gay bar they opened up a couple of months ago. Shit, never thought I’d be settin’ foot in a place like that, but now it just seems like the right thing to do! And heck, I got the body for it now, so why waste it! I’ll try to be home for dinner, but if I don’t make it, y’all know where you can find me!”