So it's my birthday (
yes it really is), and I'm laying in bed flipping though my Tumblr dashboard when something hit me in the face.
I looked around, and spotted an envelope on the floor. Curiosity took me and I threw the blankets back and leaned over to pick it up. My skin pimpled as I studied object.
Opening it, I found it was a card. With a simple "Happy Birthday" on the front, inside was a message:
Make your own Birthday Suits with the sticker. Each application will last up to 24hrs, peel it off when you need release, then use it again.
Have fun, and enjoy your Birthday Suit(s).
I looked at the sticker; round, with the words "My Birthday Suit" printed on the surface. There was a note at the bottom of the sheet, must make contact with the skin. I chuckled and looked around, a joke maybe?
Outside, I heard a noise--cussing, my little bro'. A pondered and looked at the sticker, "Worth a try," I chuckled. Slipping on some underwear I followed the noise to the bathroom, I went in to find my bro' snapping a picture.
He looked at me a little startled, "I'm done, it's all yours now. Oh, and Happy Birthday bro'."
"Cheers bro'," I smiled and slapped the sticker on his arm.