Note: Inspired by Mr. C. and his
writer’s guild. Thank you, gentlemen.
Mr.
Cavanaugh made his way to Chris Pratt’s trailer. Still in the guise of the hot
young actor KJ Apa, it was a breeze for him to get on any shoot he desired.
Normally he would hang around to watch the proceedings but today he was on a
mission and couldn’t waste any time. After finding Chris’ trailer he knocked on
the door, waiting for the actor to open up.
The door
finally opened, Chris looking ruggedly handsome in his Starlord costume as he
greeted KJ.
“KJ? What
are you doing here? Want to come in?” KJ started up the steps but stumbled,
albeit on purpose, as he reached the top. Concerned, Chris rushed out to help
the lad to his feet. “You alright?”
“Fine. How
are you feeling, Chris?” That was a strange question, Chris thought, but then
he noticed something odd happening to him. His bare arms were turning silvery,
like chrome, and getting thinner and hollow.
“What the…?” but before he could complete his
sentence he found himself falling to the ground, his hands and feet
transforming into shiny chrome forks supporting tires. The costume he had been
wearing disappeared, leaving only his ass covered in black leather. In a matter
of seconds where one of the hottest actors had been standing now sat a metallic
midnight blue Harley just begging to be ridden.
Abandoning
the bike for the time being, KJ went to find the next part of the triad he
required. Chris Evans was already on set in his Cap costume shooting an intense
action scene when KJ wandered over.










