Totally Doing This Right

“Um, hey. Guys? Do any of us actually know how to, you know… exercise?” said Neil.

“Yeah,” said Leo, awkwardly raising an arm over his head, “It’s like I told you guys, you gotta stretch first. See? Like this.”

“I dunno,” said Bobby, laying on the ground, and moreso just feeling up his new muscles than doing any actual stretching, “I don’t think this is what you’re supposed to do. And shouldn’t we be wearing more clothes?”

“More clothes?” said Leo, “Bobby, that’s why we swapped bodies with these jocks in the first place! So we don’t have to be ashamed of our bodies any more and we can, like, show off all the time! Look at us! We’re like totally hot now! And they’re just the little nerds!”

“I don’t know,” said Neil, “Maybe we shoulda thought this out. I mean, yeah, we have these hot frat guys’ bodies now, but it seems like it’s gonna be a lot of work to keep them looking, well, hot… And I mean, I don’t even like exercising.”

“Guys, guys, guys!” said Leo, “Trust me. We’re gonna go to the gym, and we’re gonna be able to use all of those machines just fine. I mean, what could be so hard about it? We’re all smart guys! And we’ve got the perfect bodies now, so just trust me, okay? We’re totally doing this right!”