Time to Start Lookin’

“Damn. I guess it’s time to start lookin’ for a new body. It’s too bad, too, because this one was really hot when I first took it over – six-pack abs and everything! Had a lot of fun with him, too. Maybe too much fun, gauging by this big ol’ beer gut I’ve got now! Oh well, I’ll just have to make sure with the next body I take over, I really try to keep in shape and go to the gym and all of that. Ah, what am I sayin’? I always say I’m gonna do that, but I never do! It’s always easier just to slip into something new – and believe me, there’s at least a couple of guys I’ve had my eye on recently! Maybe I’ll have one more fun night out in this body, and then tomorrow start seriously lookin’ for a new one!”