I am not even sure how this really happened. I was out at an event for Ben Cohen and his Stand Up Foundation and there were serving some really good drinks. I had a few more than I should have and don’t remember a lot of the evening.
I woke up the next morning feeling weird. I felt bigger and when I scratched I had a chest covered with fur. I stumbled over to the bathroom and was shocked at what I saw. It wasn’t my normal 5’6” 130 pound skinny hairless body. I was looking back at 6’2” 230 pound hairy Ben Cohen. I was in total shock.
I figured this had to be some sort of dream or I was still super drunk. I figured once I showered it would sober me up and I would be myself. Only it didn’t. The water washed over this body it felt normal. I started to slowly check it out while the warm water poured over me.
Life just carried on after this. I seemed to know everything he knew and was able to just merge with his life. It is quite a life. It is weird I went from a small gay college student to a big bearish straight former rugby player and couldn’t be happier.
There are days that it does hit me my old life is out there somewhere….at least I think it is. I don’t actually know. I have no idea what happened and so I don’t even know if the old me is there. But I can say if it is I do hope the real Ben is enjoying it as much as I am enjoying his.
Nice post Brody, need to get some more Brit's on here :)
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