Friday, August 14, 2009

Twink Juice


"Oh yeah," I said, checking out my body, "Look at these cute little nipples! And these tight little pecs, and -- holy shit! I've even got a nice six-pack now! And my skin is so soft and smooth, and even my voice sounds so... I dunno, cute! And I feel so energetic -- like I just wanna put on some hot music and dance around the house and shake my cute little ass in nothing but my underwear! Man, that Twink Juice worked just like it said it would! I went to bed last night a fat, hairy, old man, and now I look and feel just like an adorable little twink. I love it! I gotta go buy me some more of that stuff!"


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