Not Quite as Planned

"What am I doing?" thought Greg, "All I meant was to just use that old medallion my grandma gave me to make myself look like Bobby, sneak into his apartment while he was out, and pretend to be him for a bit. How was I supposed to know that his boyfriend would show up while I was in the shower!? Now he's just out there waiting for me -- well, waiting for Bobby -- to come out, and what am I supposed to do? Oh, god! Now he's knocking on the door. He wants to come in with me! What do I tell him? Damn, it would be hot getting with him and him having no clue that I'm not the real Bobby, but what if the real Bobby walks in on us? I mean, he's supposed to be out for another hour, but what if he comes home early? Oh man! Why didn't I think about any of this before!?"