Tiny Tuesday: Spider, Man

Author’s note: No spiders were hurt in the writing of this story.

I’m usually a pretty mellow dude. Nothing better I like doing than catching some waves. Add a few of my bros out there with me and its party city man. Sometimes little things like barking dogs when I’m trying to sleep or crying babies can irritate me but other than that the only thing that really creeps me out is spiders. I totally freak out when I find this huge arachnid on my backside. Okay maybe not so huge in reality but you know how the mind can build things up. This one has the audacity to bite me. The next thing I know I’m shrinking. So not cool. My torso is pulling into itself and my limbs are getting majorly thin. My cock totally disappears. Bummer. The world around me is getting bigger until finally I stop changing. My senses are telling me I’m a spider, man!

I can see the original spider start to change. It is starting to grow and take on a very definite human shape. Ultimately the spider becomes me as I was. I quickly run up his leg and bite him figuring hey if it worked once it might work again. No such luck.

He picks up the phone as though nothing has happened and makes a call to one of my buds. “Hey bro meet you on the waves.” He even talks and acts like me. He grabs my board and walks out the door. What do I do now?

I think for a minute. Maybe biting my old body won’t work but what if I bite someone else? This could work out. I’ve always envied one of my buds, Gary. He’s a great surfer, way better than I’ll ever be, with dark hair, cute face, bedroom eyes, and a nice bod. The one drawback is his roommate, a very uncool jerk who, while quite the stud, is just too into himself. Still… I start to put my plan into motion.

Gary lives a few blocks away by the beach so it’s going to take me a while to get there as a spider. I squeeze under my door – far out. I can get under small spaces no problemo – run outside, try to avoid becoming a squished spider, and climb under Gary’s door. As usual, his stuck up roomie Mike is there. He’s going to be the first thing to go once I’m Gary. I’ll hide until they’re both in their rooms then sneak in and bite Gary.

Crap. I must have dozed off because I missed them going into their rooms. Now which one is Gary’s? I choose the one on the left, squeeze under the door, and climb up the legs I see in front of me. I make it to his back and bite him. I am getting excited just thinking about the hunky male I’ll soon be. Sorry bro but I can’t pass up this chance. You’ll find your own body. I quickly lower myself to the floor and out of the way so I can watch what happens. He turns around and I see my new home. Oh, fuck! I haven’t bitten Gary. I’ve bitten Mike. I’m going to wind up being his egotistical stud roomie! It’s too late now. Instantly he starts to shrink, changing into his new form. I can almost imagine him thinking the spider look works so well for him. All I can do is stay cool as my body begins to morph now that Mike has become the spider.

Head rush. This is one wild trip as I become Mike. My body takes on his human form, expanding to his full 6’3 height and developing his toned slender physique as my mind fills with his memories. That’s how the other spider got to be me. Damn I forgot about that. His personality takes over completely. I’ve got his cockiness and everything that makes him Mike. Fuck I’m one hot stud. I look in the bedroom mirror to admire myself as I flex my muscles and pose. Ah Michael you’re one beautiful man. I sigh. I swear I just get better looking and I’m fucking hung dude.

Turning around I notice a spider on the floor. I hate killing things so I grab a glass from the nightstand and usher the spider into it. I let the little guy go in the garden outside. Maybe he can catch some bugs for breakfast.

I have an urge to go surfing so maybe later I’ll get my roomie to teach me how. I’m probably a natural and I’ll look so amazing in baggies and on a board. It’s awesome to be me.