I Look Hot

“Damn,” I said, turning the camera around and looking at the picture I had just snapped, “I look fuckin’ hot.”

“Um, what?” said Jenna.

“Oh –” I stumbled, “I mean, uh – we look fuckin’ hot.”

“OK…” said Jenna, “You know, what is up with you today? It’s like all day long you’ve just been totally into yourself. You’ve been completely ignoring me, you keep taking pictures of yourself and checking yourself out. I mean, damn Jerry! Maybe you should have just come to the beach by yourself today if that’s what you wanted!”

“Yeah, babe,” I said, looking down at my smooth pecs and dusting off some sand,“You know what, I’ve been thinking about that and I really don’t think I’m into you any more.”

Jenna looked stunned.

“OK, asshole,” she said, “Fine! Take me home then. I thought you were different when I first met you, you know that Jerry? Yeah, you’re fuckin’ hot but you didn’t act like it! You were a real sweet guy, and that’s what I liked about you. Now, for some reason the past couple of days you’ve been walking around like you’re God’s gift to women or some shit! It’s like you’re a completely different person!”

I only grinned as I thought about the fact that up until a few days ago I had been a scrawny nerd who had always envied Jerry’s hot body. Now that we’d swapped, it was all mine.

“Oh, babe,” I smiled to myself, as I gathered up our beach blanket and headed towards the car, “If you only knew…”