Gimme a Light

“Come on, dude!” I said, “Gimme a light! I’m serious, man!”

“Are you sure…?” asked my buddy, Travis, “I mean, you’ve never smoked a day in your life. And do you even know how –”

“God damn it!” I said, “Shut the hell up and just give me a light! Look, now that I’m in Andrew’s body, I just gotta have it! Now come on, man!”

“Well, all right…” said Trav, flicking the lighter as I expertly inhaled, “If you say so –“

“Oh fuck yeah!” I said, taking a deep drag of the cigarette, “Damn, that feels good! Just what this body needed, I guess.”

Travis chuckled at me, watching as I took puffs of the cigarette like a pro.

“I gotta hand it to ya, bro,” he said, “I thought it was damn cool that you could take over Andrew’s body like that, but the fact that you’re kinda acting like him now is really freakin’ hot…”

“Yeah, it’s weird,” I said, “I mean, I feel like him in some ways, but I’m not all the way him, if you know what I mean.”

“You mean, like you’re not a total straight-guy asshole?” Travis offered.

“Nah,” I said, smiling, “Trust me, bro, I'm still into guys, and I have every intention of using this body to fuck the hell out of you, just like I promised.”

“Oh, shit!” said Travis, his boner about to bust out of his pants, “Well then let’s get to it, “roomie”! I hope you didn’t plan on giving that body back to him any time soon, cuz I’ve got all kinds of things I’d like to try with you!”