Summertime Body

Summer is finally here, and for once I am going to enjoy every minute of it! Never before have I been able to walk around in just shorts and flipflops -- no shirt necessary. I mean, why would I want to hide this? I have a freakin' perfect physique now, I'm good-looking, I'm confident, and for the first time in my life, I'm happy with the way that I look. As for the poor guy that I swapped with, I'm sure he'll be spending the summer the same way that I used to -- hiding away in the basement, playing video games, and wishing that he could have all of the things that I now possess.