Comparisons

"All right," I said, "Now let's see the abs!"

We both pulled the same pose, clasping our arms behind our heads and tightening our abdominal muscles, just like professional bodybuilders would.

"Wow!" I said, looking him up and down "Those look great -- really realistic!"

"Thanks, man!" He said, "Yours look good too. And I really like the way the tattoo looks."

"Thank you," I said, dropping the pose and twisting my waist a little bit so that he could see the tattoo better, "It cost me a bit extra, but I thought it would be a cool touch. I wish that I had gotten a little bit bigger of a suit, though, like yours."

"I dunno," He said, "I think the shorter muscle guy look is really cute on you -- I wouldn't mind trying it out myself."

"Really?" I said, "Maybe we'll have to arrange to swap suits sometime then..."