Youth Juice

"Shit... how am I going through this stuff so fast?" thought Coach Mitchell, catching a quick moment alone in the locker room, "The meet isn't even halfway over yet. Fuck! Maybe that little science nerd who sold me this stuff was right... it wears off faster with increased physical activity. God damn it. All I wanted was just to regain my youth... to feel what it was like to be young again and back in shape -- and actually on the team instead of just coaching it from the sidelines -- and this potion certainly did the trick! But I can't keep going through bottle after bottle of this stuff... I only have so much left. I've got to find a way to make the changes permanent. Otherwise, at this rate, I'll be back to being a balding, out-of-shape, used-to-be-jock again before I know it!"