Loosening Up

Every Thursday, I get to work early and have a few drinks to start loosening up. The owner of this place is real cool, he always hooks me up. Guess he knows I dance best when I’ve had a little bit of alcohol on me! Then I head to the back room and start getting ready for the night. The theme tonight is “Gods and Goddesses,” so the owner told me he wanted to see me in something a little bit more muscular than last week – although I thought that suit I wore last week was a pretty good one. The guys seemed to like it, anyway, and I made lots of good tips. Guess it was because I was so young and innocent-looking. Guys go crazy for that!

Don’t get me wrong, I think they’ll totally dig this body too. Wouldn’t they go crazy, though, if they knew that all of these sexy new dancers that the club has been “bringing in” on Thursday nights is actually just an average college guy trying to work his way through school with the help of his bodysuit collection? Yeah, that’d freak ‘em out a little bit, I guess… especially all of the guys that have fucked me in that back room. Thought they were getting it on with their fantasy guy, but it was just me inside the whole time!