Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Becoming Enrique

"Whoa! All I've stolen from the dryer so far is Enrique's underwear, and I'm already starting to look like him! I've definitely got a little bit more muscle -- look at that! I've even got some abs now! And my skin is getting all tan, and I've got some of his thick stubble on my chin. And oh yeah -- how could I forget that cute little butt? And how about this huge fuckin' bulge, man?! Yeah, that's definitely all Enrique right there! Damn, I can't wait to get the rest of his clothes out and start putting 'em on. This is only the beginning -- I'm gonna be a full-on latino stud by the time it's all over, and just in time to hit the clubs tonight!"

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