I've developed a device which allows me to capture reflections and then project them onto my own body. I have to be pretty quick, though -- reflections don't linger around forever, you know. So when I saw this hot guy getting out of his car, shirtless and with all of his awesome muscles on full display, I quickly rushed over to captured the reflection from his window. I didn't waste much time after that projecting the image onto myself."Perfect timing," I thought, "This'll make for a great beach body!"
With a push of a button, I was soon rubbing my hand along my now smooth, bald head and giving myself a quick flex in the reflection of the car window. Then I strutted off in the opposite direction, excited that I had been able to capture yet another awesome body to spend my day off in.
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