"Pinky down," I muttered under my breath."What?" asked Brian.
"Pinky down!" I said said more sharply, "How many times do I have to freakin' tell you? You have got to start acting more macho or else everybody is going to realize something's up!"
"Oh. Sorry... dude," he said with a wink, "Is this macho enough for you?"
He brought the bottle up to his mouth to take another swig, this time gripping it tightly and purposely flexing his biceps in the process.
"Cute," I said -- and I meant it. It was cute to see my little twink of a boyfriend all dressed up in this big hairy muscle suit and figuring out how to use it.
"Yeah," he said, itching at the chest hair that he wasn't used to having, "Just remember on our next vacation, I get to pick the suit that you wear!"
"I know, baby," I said, "And I'm looking forward to it!"
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