"Um... so how long is he going to be like that?" said Trevor, after having witnessed our friend Mike deflate into nothing an empty shell."Dude, don't worry. He'll be out cold at least until tomorrow afternoon sometime -- plenty of time for both of us to try him on and have our way with him for the night!"
"But how are we gonna get him back to the hotel room like this?"
"Easy, dude," I said, "Just help me lift him up. It'll just look like we're helping out a good old friend who's had too many drinks. And then as soon as we get back to the room, what do you say you help me 'break him in' a little bit, huh?"
"You don't have to tell me twice!" said Trevor, lifting one of Mike's heavy arms over his shoulder, "Come on, let's help our good friend out here!"
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