Saturday, February 15, 2014

Caption This (15th Feb)

Saturdays the readers get a chance to write something, use the picture as inspiration or perhaps suggest something for others to write.  Two pictures, but check in the new comments section you can add pictures now so post your own stories/pictures!
(note: administrators reserve the right to delete what they consider inappropriate pictures in any comments)
**THE STORIES/REQUESTS ARE IN THE COMMENTS**

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12 comments :

  1. Photo #2:

    I don't like selfies. I find them presumptuous and abhorrent; they are form of narcissism that I find particularly irritating. It's not art, and it's not even novice photography. There's simply no technique or skill involved in taking a photo of ones own body, aside from the meager skill of making sure one is in the frame. Woop-di-do.

    As an art student, I don't like selfies, but I can't help but take one right now. Is it because I now have arms the size of my legs? I have chicken legs... Or, at least, did. Yeah Bro, my forearm is thicker than my calves used to be.

    Bro? It might be bleedover effect because Ryan took selfies after every workout and on work breaks. Damn man, I bet if I changed the angle a little bit, I could get better lighting to show more definition. Then I'll send it to Kate.

    Kate? Why would I want to impress her? I'm not straight. Sure Ryan was, but this body suit isn't supposed to change that.

    Yeah, that lighting is better... God. I can't help myself. Art is sacred. Why am I defiling it with these puerile images?

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  2. Cool story, can never trust those suits :)

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  3. His name badge stated he was happy to help and that his name was Nathan. I liked the name Nathan.
    The problem was is that he apparently wasn't in the mood to be helpful today. I had noticed him before today and this was not the way he normally behaved. He was slamming things around and being arrogant to customers. I had overheard his boss tell him that he had better change his attitude or go home.
    I felt sorry for the guy and decided to help him out. I used my powers as a body controller to take over his body. It was recommended that 8 hours was the limit that I controlled a body for, but I could stay as long as I wanted really. Anything over 24 hours though locked me in for good.
    Once inside and in control of Nathan, it was clear why he was in the mood he was. He had been dumped the night before. He had had a rough night, arguing with his man, then his family and therefore he got very drunk and was now feeling the pain.


    How long should i stay here for though?

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  4. Marvelous little tale. I would say this guy has quite the right to be a little vain.

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  5. How about 20 or 30 years?

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  6. Such a great story. Keep it going. How about a body suit story or bod swap for photo #1?

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  7. Picture #1 - There was a loud knock on the coaches office
    door. “Hey Ryan. You ready man? We’ve gotta hit that party at the Pike house
    bro”. “Fuck dude. I need to shower.
    Stop getting your panties up in a bunch!” I answered. Holly crap! I even sounded like Ryan Jameson the star
    quarterback and no accent! I paused in front of the mirror before pulling my
    uniform over my muscular bod. There I was..20 year old college student and king
    of the campus. The body swap had worked. I took one last look at my body.
    Tight. Hairless and muscular and started to get a major Hard on. I better move
    fast. The real Ryan was about to wake up as Pablo the 45 year old school janitor
    from Colombia soon..

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  8. I don't usually care for mental changes, but I really like this one.

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  9. You're on a roll this week Matt :)

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  10. I bet there are some old stories on here with broken links that could use pics like this.

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  11. Picture #1 (Alternate Story)

    “Not bad. But I think a little more definition would be better..” I said looking at my reflection. I shape shifted again and slowly my body fat dropped, a solid six pack appeared and my pecs and bis
    became even more defined. When I had asked
    the German Exchange Student Karl Reicher if he’d be interested in joining the football
    team he had no clue that he was my ticket out of this go no-where assistant
    High school coach career.

    Now with “his”…I mean “MY” parents sending a check every
    month for my expenses I was free to enjoy my Senior year. Who knows..I may even decide to stay in
    America and land a football scholarship at one of the PAC 12 schools. Now I better finish suiting up and get to
    practice and learn what this American football is all about. I am so looking forward to getting in with
    the guys on the team..

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  12. Real nice addition.


    Wow! I'm really impressed with the submissions this week -- great going guys!

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