Bit of a head start on this weeks Caption This. Please feel free to continue or write your own.
I was still wearing my principals uniform whilst I was teaching another boring class of physics. The group wasn’t really interested and to be honest, neither was I.
As the college jock ran past the window and licked it whilst playing soccer. I wished only for a split second that I was that jock.
Suddenly I felt queasy and ran out of the room as the group began to laugh at my sudden bout of flatulence. I didn’t even make it to the washroom before I was stopped in my tracks by my own reflection.
“WOW” was the only comment i could muster, as I began to feel amazing, better than I had in years. I had been granted my wish. I was the jock.
I wandered back to the class room to see the entire group laughing at the window. There was my previous body being tackled to the ground wearing football gear that was far too small for him. My own clothes now far too big… What an amazing new body.
"Ok Greg... Come ooonnnn out!!" Chad said enthusiastically while clapping.
ReplyDeleteGreg came out of the room nervously still unsure of the predicament he got himself into.
"Come on Greg don't be shy. You said you wanted to look like a superhero, well here's your chance. I even swap you with Andrew." Chad stood up next to Greg.
"Chad your brother will be pissed if he finds out what we're doing. And how exactly can I pull this off? I'm 8 years old." Greg said with a little frustration in his voice.
"You've seen him act. Just copy what he does and you'll be ok." Chad reassured Greg. "Ok take off your shirt."
"What!? WHy!?"
"So we can figure out what the best superhero costume that you can wear ok?"
"ok..." Greg hesitantly took off his shirt. He knew he now has a jock's body, but inside, he still felt like an overweight 8 year old."so... what do you think?"
"Hmm I'm thinking you should be Hawkeye. I mean he is your favorite avenger isn't he."
"Yeah your right." Greg looks in the mirror. "Yeah your brother does look like Clint from the comics. Yeah I guess I'll be Hawkeye." Greg did and archer's stance in front of the mirror. "How about you Chad who will you be? I mean you have your dad's body"
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"Grrr HULK Smash!!!" Chad said cheerfully.
"Hahahaha that's perfect."
"Ok lets go buy your costume. And I'm sure we'll win Best Costume in the costume party."
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Nice story .. Keep 'em coming :)
ReplyDeleteSix-word story challenge:
ReplyDeleteKept the abs. Ditched the clothes.
Just a swap? Now you're mine!
DeleteWas a nerd; now a jock!
DeleteLightning struck, now I'm the quarterback!
Delete"I am the eggman, you are the walrus." haha
DeleteI think it would be really neato to see a story where a gay man and a straight man end up both Occupying the same body. Like maybe through an accident or an experiment gone wrong they end up both occupying the straight man's body. Maybe they volunteered to temporarily swap bodies for extra credit in a secret experiment a professor is working on, but something goes wrong and they both end up in the straight man's body, they then proceed to fight and argue in their mind for control over their body. Each of them temporarily gets control of the body, fighting back ad forth... the gay man's mind dumps the straight man's girlfriend and starts dating men, much to the straight man's disgust, quits being the quarterback and joins the cheerleading squad, the straight man then gets control and tries to regain his former life and his girlfriend... back and forth, until eventually their minds merge into one thus making a new unique mind and personality with elements of them both raveled into one. What do you guys think of such a story idea? I would love to see a story like that.
ReplyDeleteHey Sean, would you happen to have any pictures of a studly hunter in the woods dressed in camouflage and a guy dressed in a PETA shirt at some sort of animal rights rally. I thought it would be cool to see a story where this heterosexual hunter and this gay animal rights activist clash and somehow swap bodies, the new hunter loses his vegan/ PETA outlook and starts to enjoy hunting deer, although retain his taste in me and ends up dumping his fiance in the country and finding a cowboy to be his lover, the new animal rights guy starts feeling sympathetic towards animals and becomes a vegan, although he retains his heterosexuality and ones out as straight and finds a female animal rights activist to be his girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteWow, that is very specific - not sure I'll be able to find any pictures for that, sorry.
DeleteAs for the story, you're almost there yourself :)
See if you can continue as you have the vision in your head for sure :)