Vinnie would have done anything to get out of doing this after he lost that bet, and I was more than happy to offer him a quick solution. Told him for a small fee I’d “borrow” his body, put on the tutu and ballet slippers and make an appearance on the court at halftime, just like he was supposed to do. Sure, to everyone in the stadium it would appear to be Vinnie making an ass out of himself, but at least he wouldn’t have to live with the memory of actually doing it, right? Well, that's what I told him.
The best thing is, the dumb meathead bought it! Met me in the locker room before the game, gave me the money in cash, and just let me slide right into his body! Can you imagine! It’s usually hard as fuck to get anywhere near these big guys, but here was big, dumb Vinnie willingly letting me in and paying me to do it!
Think he’s getting his body back? Fuck no! I’m going to hang onto this one for as long as I can, even if it means wearing this stupid tutu for a little bit. It’s well worth it, if you ask me!
This one is rather funny. I like it.
ReplyDeletelol. tutu, dress, skirt, naked. a little humiliation in a body like that is definantly worth the prize! okay, maybe the naked part wouldn't be humiliating. i'd enjoy showing it off!
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