Ready For Our Run

“Hey, man!” said Kyle, “Ready for our run?”

“Well it’s about time!” said Jake, “What took you so long to get here, man? Said you left your house 45 minutes ago.”

“Yeah, I… uh… ran into something,” said Kyle, “Sorry about that.”

“OK…” said Jake, “And, going shirtless today?”

“Yep,” Kyle said with a cocky grin.

“Well then what was all that the other day, talking about how you work out for the health benefits and not so you can ‘show off’ and all of that? Said you didn’t want people to look at you like a piece of meat, and now here you are with no shirt and those tiny shorts. Where did you even get those things, man?”

“I never said any of those things,” said Kyle confidently, “I’m fuckin’ hot, and I wanna show it off. That OK?”

“I guess,” said Jake, “I don’t know. Dude, let’s just go for our run. Hope you don’t mind, I’m going to wear a shirt.”

“Yeah, about that –” said Kyle

Suddenly, a smaller kid, no older than 15 or 16 years old, jumped out from behind the corner. Catching Jake off-guard, he was able to knock him to the ground.

“Get him!” said Kyle.

The smaller kid began to speak a strange language and then disappeared into Jake’s flesh. Jake rose from the floor, now under the control of the young kid.

“Nice!” said the new Jake, “Sweet!”

“Yeah!” said Kyle, “Looks good on you, man! Now let’s see what he’s been hiding under that shirt!”

The new Jake proudly tore off his shirt, revealing a tight, muscular body. He grinned with his handsome smile.

“Awesome!” said Kyle, “Can’t believe we saw these guys jogging around our neighborhood all the time, and now we’ve got their bodies! And we’re way hot!”

“Fuck yeah!” said the new Jake with a smile, “So, are you ready for our run?”