“I’m not sure I understand.”
You look over at the kid sitting opposite, “It’s simple, I pay you, you do what I tell you!”
“But,” The kid looks at his hands, “… who is this guy?”
“Well, Kenny was my lodger. Fucking annoyed me so much, always bringing back girls – god the animal noises that used to come from his room where awful! Then he started to bring back guys as well, that was just as bad.”
He nodded and scratched his head, “Yeah, I can see that happening.”
“Yeah, well I had enough, and I wanted some of that for myself! So I slipped him some of the formulae I got from the internet.”
“OK, that’s where I come in yeah?”
“That’s right, you get a job and now you’re no longer homeless. You get live in Kenny skin dropping 10 years off your real age!”
The new Kenny stands up and stretches a bit, “Fuck yeah, this is good.”
“Like I said; you work for me RIGHT?”
“Yeah Boss!” Kenny replied with a grin on his face.
“Now strip you fucker!”
“Eh?”
“I’m wearing Kenny tonight, I want some of that ass he’s been getting into.”
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